‘Our Little Secret’ Review: Lindsay Lohan in a Christmas Rom-Com That Achieves Full Netflix Cookie-Cutter

I do recognize the way that a movie like “Our Little Secret” works — how Netflix has changed the aesthetic of wholesome movie cheese. You watch “Our Little Secret,” seeing through the paper-thin contrivances, tittering at the imbecilities, and somehow that all becomes part of the experience. It’s mainstream fodder as downgraded camp. It’s pablum so numbing it makes you feel good.
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